I'm up here
September 22, 2002 | 9:34 p.m.

I'm watching (or listening to in the background while I use the computer) Ray Mears' Extreme Survival. This wouldn't be a problem except for the fact that he bears a striking resemblance to General Studies Teacher, whom I had last year and will have next year around February once I've done the first two modules. I suspect that he spends most of the lesson staring at my tits. This is not conducive to a productive learning environment, nor does it improve my mood in the slightest (General Studies, along with Maths, is one of the lessons in which I fear that my brain will melt and dribble out of my ears through extreme, chronic boredom. I've learned to deal with that on its own, but coupled with Tit-Staring Teacher it puts me in an interesting 'Look at me and I will smack you one, shithead' mood).

I think I need to get one of those t-shirts with 'I'm up here' and an upwards-pointing arrow on the front.

You know when someone makes you shudder physically, not just mentally? A lot of people make me feel like that. I'm just not a very tolerant person. People can do whatever the hell they like as long as it doesn't harm anyone and they don't try to force it on me, that's my philosophy. Live and let live, just don't live anywhere near me if I don't like you/you smell/you're very loud/you spit when you talk/you yawn and talk at the same time. Particularly the latter, why the hell do people do that?? How long does the average yawn last, maybe 5 seconds? Is what you're saying so very important that you can't pause for that long to put your hand to your mouth, for Christ's sake? Do you think I have a scientific interest in your fillings?

Oh, and don't stare at my tits. See? We're gonna get along just fine.

I forgot about the Countryside Scum™ march today - I'll give you Liberty and Livelihood, you sick fucks. I should run this bloody country - never mind Saddam, we should've nuked them when all 400,000 of them were in the same place. Or set a pack of rabid dogs on them to see how they liked it - maybe that would have been more amusing. Poetic justice and all that. Please register your disgust - someone has to fight these excuses for humanity.

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