spot the sarcasm
August 28, 2002 | 8:14 p.m.

Hello, America! This is a bad-tempered but still pacifist in a weird way bored teenage misfit calling!

Saddam Hussein is not going to use weapons of mass destruction or whatever the current euphemism is for big fuck off nukes on you! Why? 'Cause you'd vaporise him, that's why! You know it, I know it, he knows it! Blowing shit up is not always the way to go!.

I'm just kiddin' America, you know I love you. Ahem, 'scuse me.

You know, I've been watching Buffy and Angel for years now, since the second series of Buffy, and I just realised that I only actually like five characters (from both shows, not five from each) I like Tara, Gunn, Giles, Spike and Faith. One of those is now...

SPOILERS FOR THE END OF S6 BUFFY

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one's in jail (read: making movies) I don't know the fate of one but I suspect he may have left/be about to leave and one is still in it as far as I know. I am interested/amused/fascinated by a lot of the characters, (admittedly that fascination is mostly of the 'driving by a horrible car crash you don't want to look but can't help it' kind) but I don't actually like them as people. Examples: I find Willow and Xander either vaguely or extremely annoying, and at times I positively despise them. I suppose Cordelia is in this category too, though she is marginally better than Xander *shudder*. I don't mind Buffy herself, really, but she's a bit of a bitch. Anya is funny, so she gets points, but still with the annoyance. Who else is there? Wesley's too much of a posh pathetic tea-drinking British cliche. I haven't seen Fred or Lorne yet, I don't have Sky. I know, I'm living in the dark ages, I've heard it all already. Angel... I'm not sure how I feel about Angel. No, don't like him. So.

I've just alienated the non-Buffy-and-Angel-watching portion of my audience, haven't I? Sorry.

I know I said I wouldn't be here and therefore unable to write entries, and I thought I wouldn't be, but I am (as you can see). I definitely won't be next week though, starting tomorrow or possible Friday. After that updates will be more frequent, I promise, because I'll be at college and for some odd reason I find it easier to write there.

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