behold my evilness
November 02, 2002 | 12:16 a.m.

I never update this properly any more. I think I'm evil.

I have in fact already decided that I am evil, and should not be allowed to breed (even if I wanted to) - some reasons why:

*I have been known to buy books and read them purely because I like the covers.

*The same goes for albums, though that doesn't happen so often.

*I spend more time fucking around with cute little fanlisting graphics to go on the misc page of my diary than I do writing actual entries for said diary.

*I swear like it annoys and offends repressed people I hate. Wait, it does offend them! Shit fuck piss bollocks arse, I say!

*I can't seem to stop shouting out 'Cunt!' whenever I see Jamie Oliver on the TV. I don't think that's quite so evil.

*I have no qualms whatsoever about enjoying 'teenybopper' music. I usually hate it, granted, but if a manufactured band bring out a song I like I enjoy it! Why... I may even... sing along with it! *ducks rotten vegetables*

*I believe Eminem when he says he's not homophobic, misogynistic, and so on.

*I laugh at people with regional accents.

*When I have writer's block I don't make a reasonable attempt to overcome it. I normally squeal 'I have writer's block! Waah!' and leave it at that.

*I don't stick to one genre of music - I like r&b + hip hop and alternative - equally.

*I'm very lazy.

*I like my dog better than all members of my family put together.

*I give people the finger behind their backs.

*I detest organised religion.

I am evil in lots of other ways, of course, but I can't remember them right now.

See you all in hell.

<3
gf

PS. I almost forgot - this is back! Woo hoo!

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