conspiracy of cranes
October 13, 2002 | 9:09 p.m.

I've got a theory about David Blaine too. The whole time I was yelling at the TV "It's cranes! He does it all with bloody cranes! Can't you see the cranes?!" I'm convinced that they're at the root of the whole thing. Even the card tricks. I'm telling you, it's all done with cranes.

It's got to be. How else could he levitate?

Very irritating.

I don't really have anything else to say.

<3
gf

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