laughter in the dark

the cow bell is not the answer
March 07, 2003 | 12:04 p.m.

I have a really bad cough at the moment and trying to choke back hysterical laughter is not helping at all - sometimes the simplest things just set you off, don't they?

THE CHEESE DOODLE!

Go there and read it quick before it gets deleted.

Ah, fuck. I'm dying here.

The bishop's sister's cousin saw something nasty in the woodshed. The woodshed?

The original post which garnered this decidedly singular comment is quite funny too, incidentally. If you read Harry Potter fic. So, that'd be none of you, right? Forget I said anything. Just click the damn link.

Whoever wrote that is a fucking genius.

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So, blah blah blah, let's think. What to say? Oh, I had this dream the other night which I wish I could figure out, I'm sure it's really symbolic and shit.

I was in a desert, only it was a maze. A gigantic desert-maze. With me so far? I was really worried about crossing it because I thought I'd die of thirst before I got halfway through. However, every few feet along the way there was a channel of water cutting across the path which I could drink from. Sometimes the channels had been widened enough to swim in - I really wanted to but they belonged to the people who had widened them and I didn't want to intrude where I wasn't wanted, so I just had to jump across.

The odd thing was that it was going to take us (I was crossing this desert-maze with some other people) 20 years to get across, which is the amount of time I'll have lived at home before I get out into the world on my own. Coincidence? I don't know. Not sure what the water channels represented though.

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I watched Dark Angel for the first time a couple of months ago and mocked it thoroughly for being a derivative, contrived piece of unconvincing crap.

Guess what I'm going to be watching tomorrow night?

And isn't Charmed on too?

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