nihilist carebear
December 12, 2002 | 1:50 p.m.

I'm addicted to the new game from here at the moment - Word Stalk. I've got to Level 9 so far which is probably shite, but underachievement never dampens my enthusiasm when it comes to video games. I'm crap at Tomb Raider, for example - I can jump and jump-and-grab and roll and jump-and-roll and dive and any other move you can think of, pretty much, but I lose my nerve and start pressing random button combinations when a pack of enemies suddenly jump out at me, so Lara ends up doing a pathetic shuffling dance instead of fancy defensive manoeuvres and dies very quickly. I love it though - just running around, jumping and swimming and shit. It's relaxing.

I want Grand Theft Auto 3 for Xmas. I'm good at that, or I am at the original one for the PSX. I love the birds-eye view you get, I'll miss it, even though I'm sure the 3D will be impressive.

Everybody go and get subscribe to Popbitch, right now! It's the funniest thing you'll receive in your inbox on a Thursday, guaranteed. (If you didn't know, this is the site that first spawned the infamous Beckham rumours. I still don't know what they were. Does anyone know?) I particularly like this story from today's issue:

More paedo unpleasantness - Blue's fans are a little bit council
The Top of the Pops crew had a nightmare trying to film the audience when Blue were performing at the recent TOTP awards.

The problem? A bunch of 11-year-old girls were standing at the front with a huge banner, on which was printed: "BANG ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE!".

Filthy and imaginative - I like it. Who's to say the youth of this country are stupid, huh?

And I'm feeling the funny pretty graphic drought. Thus:

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