jesus h. christ and his cousin edna's tits!!
January 16, 2003 | 4:10 p.m.

'Extremely miffed ghostyfox' present for today's bulletin, and we all know what that means, don't we children? That's right, she's going to swear a whole fucking lot, the hellion! Cookie for you.

You know when you get so angry, so fucking furious, that you feel like you're literally going to explode? Apparently other people don't get like that as often as me. They have self-control. Or they don't let things 'get to them.' I don't know, whatever. What the fuck ever.

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I had to write lines in History.

LINES!!

JESUS H. CHRIST AND HIS COUSIN EDNA'S TITS!!*

I shit you not. Here I am in my second year of college, about to leave for uni, and I am made to write lines.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

I have been trying to get my UCAS form completed to my satisfaction, since my fucking future happens to be riding on it, so I did not complete the source questions or whatever the fuck I was supposed to have done. Right? So, along with a few other people who also hadn't done the pissing thing, I had to fill a page with 'I will complete my homeork when it is set. I will kick my pathetic power-tripping shortarsed dickhead of a teacher in the mouth several times in the process.'

Only not the last bit. But I'm sure you follow my train of thought.

LINES!!

FUCKING LINES!!

By some miracle, I managed to keep my mouth shut. I did it and I didn't say a word.

You know, I'd already grasped the fact that I need to get out of here before I lose any semblance of sanity remaining to me. I did not need such an extremely broad hint, thanks very fucking much.

gf

*™Hodgson.

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